hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
computer users FUCK u
I’m on my mobile and I still can’t see 3 of them haha
|Me:||*sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’
well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’
in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes
it just has lies
so that’s what the fox says
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
|Noel Gallagher:||''Matt Morgan, can you come up with a new word for people who are mostly straight but a little gay or mostly gay but a little straight?
"It was in the news: ‘Johnny Marr gives Noel Gallagher guitar.’ The way it was made out was that he and I had met on this grassy knoll at midnight under a full moon in our shades. And I’d walked up onto the knoll and passed him the Les Paul like Excalibur, and said, “Here, Keeper of the Flame. Taketh thy Les Paul and lay down some heavy licks, so the masses may fall at your feet. Arise, King Noel.” And then we drank the blood of a groupie. Which isn’t actually what happened. I’d just said, ‘You can borrow this guitar for a bit until you get some money.’ But he fell in love with the guitar, so I didn’t really have the heart to ask for it back."